You Say Awkward I Say Funny

So last night I went to Perkins for some dessert and girl time. I met Natasha and Melissa, two very lovely women whom I adore. You regulars out there may or may not have realized yet how weird of a sense of humor I have. If not then I am about to out myself! I saw the funniest shirt on the Internet. I shared it with Natasha and Melissa and they just stared at me. Obviously not thinking it was as funny, which is OK. I need friends that aren't as weird as I am. Natasha just said awkward (sing song voice). Here is the picture of the shirt that I think is hilarious, but you might just think it's awkward :)

You Learn Something New Every Day

Ashley informed me of something the other day. Her and Alexander crawled into bed with Derek and I in the morning and the conversation went something like this.

Alexander: Do you have a wee wee (what we call the male private parts)?

Me: No, because I'm a girl.

Ashley: No, you aren't a girl. You're Mama.

Thanks Ashley, that's good to know.